Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.

Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.

by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017

Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.

Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin

by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017

Back in the saddle

Physically fit again.

I'm back in the saddle, back to bangin everything that moves.

by TheToiletOfAmerica December 29, 2022

skank saddle

A skanky girl who likes to ride horses naked on her western style saddle with 'skank' engraved on it.

She rode her 'skank saddle' to her prostitution corner.

by fuadalete April 16, 2010

Saddle Sensitive

butt hurt

Dude!,don't be so saddle sensitive just because you weren't asked to go.

by Cherish941 March 13, 2009

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017