Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020

Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.

(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"

by quizwhiz April 6, 2010

Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.

Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”

by See not us November 17, 2018

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

by The Babber October 7, 2019

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

Eris Morn

A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.

Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?

“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”

by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021