Idaho is a magical land where the grounds are made of potatoes and nearly everyone is either stupid or trying to blend in with the stupid the others are Californians trying to get away from california and californians trying to turn idaho into california while running away from california most people hate both for that singular reason
Oh hell naw the idaho people slaughtered the family of four californians
by Ccp spy November 26, 2022
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A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.
"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
by Boys of the west May 14, 2022
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When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
by The shmiz December 21, 2019
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When you find human excrement in a public place.
I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.
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piece of shit place with wanna be alt girls, rich kids, rednecks, and wanna be ghetto kids that all smoke weed and no nothing with their lives. creepy ass old men and shit people. you will see trump 2020 where ever you go.
rando- “hey man where you from?”

kid- “star idaho, i wanna die!”
by bitchass392 September 3, 2021
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The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.
"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"
by Jack_Slim February 14, 2021
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Stinks like you would not believe , charming little city with low crime and drug rates even though the locals would argue its horrible here its not too bad compared to an actual sizable city . Besides the smell and high STI rates of course ,
Ive got to go to stank ass Lewiston Idaho today for a second.
by J0$h82188 October 29, 2021
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