i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

i am superior

I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.

Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(

by awhhgreyy March 7, 2022

I am pog

Yes u are and so am I. But I bet we are more bored than pog.

bob: I am pog
Billy: yes u are
Bob: :)
billy: :)

by i give up on finding a name January 21, 2021

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend

Micheal being an I am legend right now

by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018