Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

by Nytered August 29, 2013

Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Hummer Pack

When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.

I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK

by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011