homer dance

lying sideways on the ground and moving legs in a running motion so as to complete full circles on the floor.
origin: the simpsons
use: when throwing a tantrum, trying to get attention, to make bored people laugh, or to mop the ground with your clothes.

"check it out! he's doing the homer dance again!"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003

homerazation

noun: to misconstrue or misinterpret something incorrectly as only Homer Simpson can.

"Mmmmm...pussy whip. Doh!"

by George Esses May 23, 2004

Hubert

Synonym with normal

What's wrong with all of us, why can't we all be like Hubert, normal.

by JediBilbo January 13, 2022

Martini Homerun

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007

Homerphone

A homerphone is an extra syllable, most often "ma," added to a word for comedic effect. The name references the mispronunciations of Homer Simpson. Be advised that this can only be applied to certain words and should be limited to one per sentence - the homerphoner should use his or her discretion as to proper usage.

I was edumacated by the dictionary's definition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defimanition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defination of Homermaphone.

by Neopolitan October 2, 2007

homerun

when you pt them all together...(first, second and third base)

I hit that homerun right IN her park.

by corbinhend. September 20, 2012

homer

To succeed despite idiocy, lucky

To pull a homer. "he won the lottery even though he thought he was buying grocerys when he bought the ticket"

by wordy hoe May 13, 2005