how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

HOW'S YOURS DOIN

How are you, and How have you been at the same damn time.

Hi Paul, How's yours doin?

Paul - Im's doins good

by Hows yours doin October 24, 2018

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker

1000

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

by Omgiceagafm May 24, 2021

How 'Bout Them Dodgers?

When using the phrase "How 'Bout Them Dodgers" you must be in a situation where someone asks you an awkward question or if someone asks you a question..and the answer is yes.

Beth: OMG you SOO like my best friend Jamie, HUH?
Steven: How 'Bout Them Dodgers?
Beth: OMGGGG I KNEW IT!
Steven: :D

by Vanessa O January 2, 2008

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

How’s the dog doin?

Everybody always asks what the dog doin…
But they never stop to ask how the dog doin

“How’s the dog doin?”
“What color Bugatti does the dog have?”

by What color is your Bugatti? September 9, 2022

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021