Oklahoma Hot Pocket

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.

She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.

by Laserous65 May 16, 2016

virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.

Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.

by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014

Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020

Hollywood Hot-Pocket

Celebrity Spousal Revenge Pooping ; celebrities intentionally defecating in a marital bed in retaliation to their significant other.

In her anger, Amber Heard left her husband Johnny a Hollywood Hot-Pocket

by Dr Johnny Fever April 22, 2022

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016