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Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.
Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.
by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010
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Homosexual

Best people in the world. Many are healthy and fit, dress well, look good, don't add towards the overpopulated...population, is fighting towards respect of having feelings (sexual, emotional, physical and mental) towards those of the same sex, can decorate very well, and are clean. They not only are awesome, but are just plain cool.
Homosexuality should become a religion, because it is so cool.
by Nostok May 5, 2005
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homosensual

This is the True definition, I know because I have used this word countless times.

(adj) A man who is confused about his sexuality, and is not fully a homosexual. He is sensual in such ways as slightly rubbing up against another man's ass in the hallways, or possibly making a strange homo remark that is followed by silence. These are such people as Kevin Federline, stop the act, just because you banged Britney Spears can't change the fact that you are a dancer and like the meat.
"Hey man, check out the emo kid, hes sooooo homosensual"

"Dude, Kevin Federline is so homosensual, he likes the man penis he should admit it."

Joe-"Hey fellas, whats goin on you sexy beasts, hahah"
Frank-"Dude that was homosensual, your so deep in the closet that you're finding Christmas Presents."
Joe-"(sobbing)"
by Nick The Man December 28, 2005
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Hobosexual

A dude or chick that has sexual encounters in homeless encampments and usually only has sex with homeless people.
I broke up with Eddie because hes a closet/covert Hobosexual. I followed him down to the riverbottom and spied on him as he slammed meth then preformed oral sex on a dirty homeless dude.
by Octilted July 6, 2017
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homosexual harrassment

Sexual harrassment committed by a member of the same gender
Andrew won't stop making innappropriate remarks to me at work. I'm filing a homosexual harrassment charge against him with HR.
by pacmahon February 12, 2010
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Hobosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the homeless
Didja hear about Dannielle and Lucass? They came out as hobosexuals!
by MandM Productions November 24, 2019
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Homosexuology

Homosexuology is the study of homosexuals.
Alex would not let Tyler do a homosexuology and general surgery collaborative.
by ty ty!! November 2, 2020
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