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hobo nest

a place where hobo's chill, like under a bridge or highway.
ah man! i just saw a huge hobo nest back there!
by meeepit June 10, 2005
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hobo breath

Breath that smells like alcohol and cigarettes.
After a long night of drinking and smoking, Brent had pretty bad hobo breath.
by Blackass O'Honkeystab September 29, 2006
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Hobo Toes

State of toes in between pedicures where the polish has chipped, faded, is missing, and/or calluses are growing out of your sandals.
"I wanted to wear my stilettos today but my Hobo Toes were lookin nasty."
by White Cheddah February 9, 2010
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Hobo dollar whore

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.
Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.
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Hobo freight

A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?
"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."
by Watchalater July 10, 2021
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Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.
Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.
by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008
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hobo jesus

A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi)
"Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"
by danny langston September 21, 2007
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