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hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!
Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!
by Castoro January 3, 2009
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Posh hobo

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.
Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.
by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018
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Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..
This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.
by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022
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hobo trap

A device or tactic used by hobos to solicit or obtain handouts from unwitting passers-by. These traps are often designed to take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos, which is a direct violation of rule 3 of the hobo ethical code. Traps may occasionally be marked with hobo signs designed to covertly communicate trap effectiveness with other hobos.
I barely escaped that hobo trap back there with my wallet.

Why is there an unopened champagne bottle by that bush? That's a hobo trap.
by Jeorb April 11, 2015
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Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).
"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."
by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011
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Hobo Triangle

When three young travelers decide to forgo traditional lodging in favor of finding a somewhat secluded area in which to sleep outside. They then form a triangle with their bodies, head to toe, with their possessions in the middle to prevent theft. A variation of the hobo triangle includes building a fire in the middle.
Traveler #1: Did you guys make it back to the hostel last night? I didn't hear you come in.

Traveler #2: No, we just formed a Hobo Triangle down under the pier to save some cash.
by LaChLaN-m February 20, 2009
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