My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.
by cacticards January 6, 2015
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by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019
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by the wiggles123 April 4, 2019
Get the hedgehog mug.by megapoopy. May 27, 2019
Get the sonic the hedgehog mug.Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
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by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
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Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019
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