Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.

Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021

Harper

Harper is a unique, funny, and interesting person. She makes things seem to have a brighter side and most people would choose her over grades. She tends to wear girly girls and always looks confident wherever she goes. When it comes to boys, she will give you her opinion and gives you great advice. Harper is very compassionate with her abilities and talents.

Harper looks attractive.
Harper made my day!

by alter ego broski May 25, 2024

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024

The HARPER

Penis extension surgery at age 18 which comes with a complimentary tribal tattoo.

I know a bloke who got "The Harper"done. Most people pick shoulder for the tattoo but he went face.

by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025

Harper

potato

a harper will never give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you

by potatogoboom September 18, 2022

Harper

Harper is an amazing person. She may not be the smartest but is definitely the funniest. She lights up every room she walks into. She has an amazing personality and is one of the best friends anyone could ask for. She will support you through everything but can sometimes be a little critical. She is very honest when it comes to it. She might be a little mean at first. But you got to get on her good side. She is a goddess and a queen. Not to mention she has girl boss energy. She may seem like she hates love but in reality she is very into stories about it. She is not afraid to open up to her close friends. If you are friends with a Harper you are super lucky.

"OMG! Are you friends with a Harper?!"

"Yeah, I'm on her good side"

by yippyyayeah January 7, 2022

Harper

Very easy to get along with but can be a backstabbing bitch. Talks to way too many boys and somehow manages to get in with them but never date them. Won't have their first kiss until their over 30. Struggles to get over their exes and the ones they do get over have probably either blocked them or they've lost contact.

Oh look it's Harper... she's talking to a new boy! not very suprised

by hornythot420 May 30, 2020