The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.

She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!

by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010

tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching

Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.

by jhokat March 1, 2011

handshake the ben franklin

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

by Martinz January 27, 2008

brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005