alexander hamilton

that one friend that wont shut up, they write like they're running out of time and they're really short.

omg, *insert friends name here*, stop acting like alexander hamilton! *rolls eyes*

by M0MENT0M0RI October 4, 2020

Dusty Hamilton

Busty person who is psychotic and a horrible person. Cum dumpster who feeds on drama. Saggy and buck tooth whore who is usually Used up. Has no real friends and betrays most people they know.

Everyone has a dusty but few have dusty Hamilton.
Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton

by Chickenshitin April 13, 2020

Hamilton Hamster

my chonk boy

“Hamilton Hamster is Good!” “Yeah sir, i Agree!” “Hes wayyy better than Hank”

by AirbearTNT. July 8, 2022

Nate Hamilton

The nicest person ever.

Omg I’m so stressed!! Where’s Nate Hamilton, he’s too nice and he’s a guy you can always talk to

by Leede leedle leedle lee February 2, 2019

Hamilton girl

We have the horse girl and the emo but this is nothing compared to the hamilton girl she simp for lin manuel marinade all day and make edits of anthony romos she quotes hamilton lyrics be afraid

That new hamilton girl is crazy for Davved diggs

by Bell99 March 8, 2021

hot hamilton

Ditching your friends for a ten dollar date and falling in love within ten minutes

Damn did you see he pulled a hot Hamilton on his friends?

Ever since he got that hot Hamilton he don't even talk in the group chat

by Loubomb January 16, 2017

Ewan Hamilton

Ewan Hamilton, definitely a ginger. All Ewan’s are ginger, it’s written in stone. After the tenth commandment it’s written there, also happy birthday!

Random guy 1: He’s ginger!

Random guy 2: must be a Ewan Hamilton

Random guy 1 nods in agreement

by 🍰🎂Ewan Hamilton September 7, 2019