hadley

another word for a super obese dead cat.

Whoa! Look at that huge hadley!

by dylan12345 June 11, 2008

Hades

Hades: the God of the Dead; keeper of souls; Lord of the Underworld
AKA: Pluto, Aides, Aidenous...
Rules the land of the dead, where your worthless soul is going someday...

We all bow and worship the magnificent Lord Hades...or he'll fuckin' kill us...

by Hades October 17, 2004

Hagen

“Hagen” is derived from the word “Hag.” A “Hagen” is a member of substantial subset of the female population. They are middle aged, almost morbidly overweight, with short hair, dyed black or very dark brown. Members are strikingly similar in appearance. It’s only upon close examination that they can be differentiated. Hagens are often caregivers, such as nurses or teachers. A typical Hagen would be 5’4”, 240 lbs, and 54 years old.

Almost universally, they claim to “like themselves” in spite of obvious indications of low self-esteem.

"Wow, there were like five Hagens lined up at the counter wating for free ice cream."

by Dave-the-198 May 3, 2008

Hadden

A Hadden is an interpretative dance move that can jolt ones bowels to bursting point. A Hadden can also refer to a great night/day.

"Aww man that guy just pulled a Hadden! Theres shit everywhere."

"Dude my night was Hadden as fuck"

by Rustyhalo11 February 7, 2010

Hagen

hagen a special kind of cunt

hagen a special kind of cunt

by litfamyeetdab October 30, 2019

Hadley

To kill your parents with a hammer and follow it up with a party.

Person 1: Damn! Tyler pulled off quite a Hadley Saturday night!
Person 2: Yea I feel sorry for his parents.
Person 1: But it was a kickass party wasn't it?
Person 2: Yea I guess....

by ZBroski69 July 20, 2011

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016