hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023

Corner humper

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know October 6, 2016

Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023