WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno May 31, 2018

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Carpet Humper

One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.

Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.

by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025