by El Scroto August 29, 2003
Get the pan-handlemug. A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
by Mark Sev May 17, 2006
Get the handle the shitmug. The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.
that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch
by DeezNutzz July 29, 2008
Get the Ass Handlemug. When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003
Get the can handlemug. by jc chazez April 24, 2008
Get the love-handlingmug. A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).
Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet
by BLANDRY February 20, 2006
Get the door handlemug. When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.
by kidg May 21, 2008
Get the Love Handlesmug.