Hafeez

Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

Hafeez is a scrumptious pie

by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

Hafeez is a scrumptious pie

by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF

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by Norsheen January 24, 2024

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Having a special interest in bunny-wabbits due to your ancestors also liking said small fuzzy herbivores.

I can see how Brer Fox would wanna eat Brer Rabbit, since dat is traditionally one of said scarlet carnivore's favorite dishes, and so his craving for said delicacy would be naturally hareditary. Brer Bear, on da other hand, could always claim dat his "foreBEARS" loved "fricasseed" rabbit, as well, and so dat is why he, too, is so obsessed wif "woasting" said annoying cotton-tailed hillock-hopper for "dinnah".

by QuacksO February 27, 2024

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