Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous.

Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"

by SirDerek May 20, 2025

Gurt

When you do something smart but very dangerous.

Person #1: I'm gonna backflip off the Grand Canyon to hijack that tyrannic yacht smuggling illegal copies of Coyote Vs. Acme.

Jade: He's gurting it good!

by JokeJar2 April 13, 2025

Gurting

It means doing something smart but that is also very dangerous

Yeah i knew this was happening its gurting

by ImthatRodent April 12, 2025

Gurt

Doing something very smart but very dangerous

me:yogurt
gurt: i know this was gonna happen

by Ralsei_is_dumb April 24, 2025

gurt

gurt = yo tends to just pop out of nowhere, uncalled on.

*additionally, ghurt = yo (negative form)

fan: “stay hydrated”
hydrated: “i’m not going anywhere”
going anywhere: “yeah ur not, i am”
hydrated: “no im hydrated”
no: “nice to meet you”
you: thanks
gurt: yo

by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025

Gurt

Basically, it’s when you say yo gurt, gurt would say yo, and this is the name of the guy who says yo.

Yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Justgivemeanunusedpseudonym May 29, 2025

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022