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occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.
Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016
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Grunt

man that grunt flew
by imwearingaredshirt April 3, 2020
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Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.
"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.
by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012
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Fembling Grunt

Fembling James Grunt is the daughter of bling grunt

She is @GasterSCGD on twitter
Hey did you see the new Fembling Grunt video>
by Fembling J. Grunt November 23, 2021
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Grunts Of Effort

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"
by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023
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rainbow grunts

When a gay guy takes a shit after anal intercourse and his shit is covered in some creamofsomeyoungguy ( nutt)
Bro I heard that Jeff and Matt fucked and Matt had the rainbow grunts
by Prez84 March 6, 2023
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Cunt Grunt

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt
Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.
by Thorbo February 2, 2023
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