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Grass Fight

When your lying down on a feild and one person covers the other one in grass, turning into a proper fight until they start making out.
I had a Grass Fight yesterday at that party!
He has a girlfriend you know
Whats your point...
by Ninjaabi October 15, 2010
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Grass Ceiling

Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.
A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.

B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.

Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.
by Cee Mills January 17, 2013
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The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
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Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating
It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight
by Lesstatt June 2, 2013
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UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.
Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.
by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018
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4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
by tinytingle December 26, 2020
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grass grazer

One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.
Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
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