Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

ice cream gloves

A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.

Cube claims to own a pair of ice cream gloves, but nobody knows for sure.

by FishUSMC July 2, 2008

anything goes

A way to say "whatever it is, it's okay" or "everything is okay".

Damn, all we have is this hammer. Whatever, anything goes.

by liththth October 7, 2006

Who Gives a Shit

Shailee Jones Gives a Shit!

Shailee: I googled "Who gives a shit?".
My name wasn't in the search results.

Me: Think again Shailee

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow;) June 25, 2012

Nose Goes

A quick observation game typically played to determine who will be the person to either go first or commit to an action all together. The last person not touching their nose is essentially "it".

Person A: "Who's gonna go get the pizza from downstairs?"

Group: "......."

Person A: "Nose goes!"

Person B: "....dammit!"

by DiglettSays January 17, 2009

government mule

It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.

I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009