geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

Geen

A cross between a goon and a geek. Potentially a term of endearment by someone who has not quite decided if you a goon or geek and has stumbled over their words.

Tim: "You are such a geen!"
Jen: "A bit!"
Tim: "I got confused between a goon and geek and it came out geen!"
Jen: "You are a geen!"

by jenpro August 14, 2011

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

geeetarzan

Geee....Tarzan :roll:

:shh: geeetarzan is an asswipe/cockbite

<geeetarzan>~urbandict geeetarzan
<PlatinumMjolnir>geeetarzan: No definitions for geeetarzan found.
Click here to add this word
<geeetarzan>dammit
<geeetarzan>how long must i wait

by What the fuck do you think it is :| March 23, 2005

geektasticity

being of proud geekyness

I have geektasticity

by Travis Willis April 18, 2005

Geetastic

An addition to a noun, in which the noun of interest is invariably so cool that it must be exclaimed worthy of Geet status.

Man that car is geetastic.
Man, that girl don't even know how geetastic her chesticles are.

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008

geenis

When a mans gut is so big it folds over and touches his Penis.

Dave kept hitting himself in the nuts with his Geenis

by Dilldo October 18, 2013