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garrett elison

by Ggelite May 20, 2018
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Garrett

That is so garrett!
by GarrettRhettFein September 15, 2025
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Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 23, 2021
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Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.
by Josh pound town July 14, 2019
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Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020
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Garrett

Very sweet boyfriend and amazing at making us girls smile he is very hot and loves u and only u when ur his girlfriend so you would be lucky to find a Garrett that loves u as much as mine does.
Oh garrett’s My baby.
by Badass10 October 9, 2019
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national garrett day

like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses
a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!
by coolguykai19 August 3, 2022
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