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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Guinea pig

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 9, 2021
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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Guinea

Guinea is a part of Gloucester county Virginia that is home to British watermen who isolated themselves in the marshes after the revolutionary war. Due to the isolation the Guinea men have developed their own culture and almost an unrecognizable dialect. They are some of the best watermen on the bay but also the craziest fuckers I’ve ever met.
Mama always told me never to drive through Guinea at night. Those inbred fucks will chop me up and put me in a crab pot.
by Chesapeake01 March 18, 2022
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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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guinea

Although it may refer to Italians in particular, the connotation is an Italian who is in the Mafia or somehow connected - mobbed up.
Scarface: Mob Guys. Guineas. I don't trust 'em.
by MDawg Vegas August 23, 2023
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Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.
“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”
by Lampollo February 1, 2025
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