Guidelines

A way to try and force people to behave in a way they've never behaved before while calling it a new normal.

The guidelines and restrictions were a totalitarian government taking shape.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Guidelines

Invisible strings and chains.

A group of people was trying to find out how much further they could go, how much more people would allow, how much longer it would take them to realize the crisis wasn't going to end without them fighting the folks behind the guidelines and restrictions.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guidencaphobia

When he/her are afraid of being told what to do by a higher power peer in his/her's life.

Guy1: Hey, what is up man
Guy2:Nothing much you,
Guy1:Dude I just found out that I have Guidencaphobia,
Guy3:Hey I heard of that, isnt that the one when you are afraid of your parents/peers
Guy4:Isnt everyone afraid of there parents?

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

guidette

There are many definitions on this site that try to depict what exactly a guidette is, but for the record, I am here to straighten it out, once and for all. First and foremost and contrary to popular belief, The original guidettes and guidos were NOT Italian Americans. They were actually people of SPANISH DECENT. The truth, which many Italians don't wish to admit is that just like most of rock and roll music was stolen from the African American culture, So to was the Guidette and Guido look and demeanor. This look, style and subculture actually was born in QUEENS NY and was popular in LATIN CULTURE during the mid to late 80s. White suburban women (Mostly Italian) saw the way these Spanish women dressed ie: The makeup, the hair, the clothing, and same with the Spanish men (the swanky dress shirts, jeans and jackets) then took those looks and brought it Back to their towns and suburbs, and tried to make it their own. TV Shows like Jersey Shore only intensified this belief and perpetuated the stereotype. The same thing can be said about the music that they (the ITALIANS) love to listen to called "Freestyle" back in the day it was not called this, it was referred to as "Classic Dance" and 99.9% of all the original freestyle singers were in fact LATIN. ie: Johnny O, Cynthia, Lisa Lisa etc.

Look at that Italian Girl trying to be a guidette. Often imitated but never duplicated.

by DJ Greg G September 14, 2022

Guideline

A gentle reminder of what to do and what not to do.

As the guideline states, do not eff my mother. You ignored the guideline.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023