Question Gravity

A satirical campaign launched by Chattiestspike2 Ministries International that supposedly questions the scientific claims and evidence for gravity. It's a direct knockoff of creation.com's "Question Evolution" campaign and is meant to demonstrate how stupid one sounds when questioning solid scientific theories with ridiculous questions.

Yeah I've heard of the Question Evolution campaign. It's just as good as the Question Gravity campaign.

by chattiestspike July 13, 2011

Cold Gravity

Meaning of loneliness and depressed/lonely and sad
>when you're lonely you have a feeling like it's cold
>when you're depressed you feel like the loneliness and sadness is pulling you down like gravity

I feel like I'm cold gravity

by JustMeGuys April 17, 2020

The Zero Gravity Phase

The zero gravity phase is the period of time that an object appears not to be affected by gravity because of its weight.

A balloon became weightless when it entered the zero gravity phase

by SecondReference June 29, 2020

chat gravity

The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.

We saw each other on the sidewalk and said 'hello' to each other. But she was just a friend of a friend I'd only met once or twice before, and there wasn't enough chat gravity to merit stopping and chatting.

by ClevelandRox March 20, 2006

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

There goes gravity

Said when one's lower member becomes erect.

Bro 1: "Damn! You see those chesticles?"
Bro 2: "I know man, there goes gravity!"

by Wood afficianado February 18, 2010

Girl Gravity

The mysterious force that acts on large groups of females when they pose for a photo. While never strong enough to affect anyone in the background, or any male ever, it is strong enough to cause a slight buckling of the legs of photographed women.

Sarah strapped her knee before going to her hens' night, as her physio had warned her of the danger of girl gravity.

by Scott Timms October 29, 2012