Brewdog Fries

The juxtaposition between a great flagship product from one company (Brewdog Beer), where expectations have risen by the first product, followed by the disappointment of the second product (soggy and flavourless Brewdog fries).

For example, you are at Brewdog with your mates enjoying their amazing craft beers, and then you order their incredibly disappointing fries.

The handjob was amazing but the sex was totally Brewdog fries.

by Jack Fulhamster December 30, 2020

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011

pocket fries

The act of inserting fries in to ones pocket for later consumption

dude i ate pocket fries during spanish class all period

by Sean.B January 13, 2006

Bucket O' Fries

A weakly tradition which involves snacks being brought by an individual for a group of friends (People such as...Taylor, Dillon, Allison, Noah & Scott)

Dillon brought a cake for his friends at lunch
"Thanks for the Bucket O' Fries!" Taylor Said

Noah Brought koolaid thinking black people would wanna be friends with him.
"your so kind for bringing this Bucket O' Fries! Allison & Scott told him.

by DillVonTayyMonroe October 20, 2010

Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries

Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work

I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.

by Deb DeVito December 12, 2006

Fries

Anothr name for head, dome, brain, or blowjob.

After the dance, Tre'y got some fries from Nicole.

by Bishop Blue Drank January 27, 2011

wii want fries

A phrase to be chanted during Wii bowling when a player gets a split. If the split is picked up, the expectation is that the bowler will purchase french fries for the other competitors.

-Oh shit, I've got a 7-10 split.
-Wii want fries! Wii want fries! Wii want fries!

by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007