No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

Fridge Tag

A game of tag played with food in a fridge (preferably unwanted food), often played in college dorms.

Rules:
1. Player no. 1 takes container of unwanted food (say, yogurt pretzels), writes the rules on it, and signs it.
2. Player no. 1 places the food and container in someone else's fridge (make sure they have a sense of humor and would be willing to pass it on -- like a suitemate or friend).
3. Player no. 2 signs it, and passes it on.
4. NO TAG BACKS. (Unless you want to).

Eventually it'll get thrown out or someone will eat it.

1. "Where did this bag of yogurt pretzels come from?"

"Larry from down the hall put it there."
"Do you want it?"
"No, fridge tag someone else with it."

Also, see Dream Tag

by Kael Asmodeus November 26, 2011

Fridge Jerky

What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.

Dude, you've got all kinds of fridge jerky in here. Will you PLEASE through some of this out?

by Naevai July 13, 2011

Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011

fridge slut

someone who eats all the leftovers

pearl is a fridge slut

by bigdog32 November 6, 2011

Working the fridge

When you are really bored and/or really high and find yourself rummaging though the kitchen way too much.

“Hey honey, let’s go for a walk. You are working the fridge way to much tonite.”

“Wow, we really know how to work the fridge in this house.”

“I got to stop working this fridge.”

“Got to be more to life than working this fridge.”

by RJLA January 7, 2023

The fridge is a lie

Meme. From Wayneradiotv, specifically the video where twitch chat can donate through a fax machine. Someone asked to see what’s inside the fridge. Than Wayne revealed that there was no fridge, and that it was a lie.

“Someone put their fur soba pointing a gun at me and said ‘show us what’s inside the fridge Wayne’.

You want the truth? You want the truth? You want the fucking truth?

There is no fridge I lied!” - video called “the fridge is a lie”

by Traploveriam January 30, 2021