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shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
by child collar April 1, 2020
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When you think it’s a fart but you feel that wet poop come out
by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019
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An unintended poo that comes out after being scared or worried
by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016
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when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022
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for the shart

For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
by arshart November 7, 2007
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when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
by Pundyne July 3, 2019
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