What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010

flying 69

The Flying 69 is, without a doubt, one of the most dangerous and balls to the walls aerobatic maneuvers known to man. The act requires two participants; the first, playing catcher, and the second, the flyer. The Second would run towards whomever is receiving and, when within range, would then jump at the receiver whilst simultaneously flipping himself upside-down to be caught and held to bring about the standing 69!

Frank ran down the street towards Brian, who instinctively prepared himself for the flying 69. As Frank jumped, a small flock of bird flew over head, and a tear fell to David Hasselhoff's eye.

by Brian Gale December 15, 2008

flying salty demons

Semen, sperm,jizm, Male ejaculate, cum

"Release the flying salty demons!" -

"Man, I covered her in flying salty demons"

by Emmett O'Connor September 11, 2007

pass with flying colors

To succeed in something with no possibility of failure.

"I studied last night, so I'm sure I'll pass with flying colors."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Flying Rhino

Someone straps a dildo to their head and has their partner lay on the bed spread eagle. Then they climb up on the dresser and jump towards the person on the bed aiming for the vagina/butt hole.....plan a trip to the hospital

After he landed the flying rhino they never saw that dildo again.

by Ranger Mike April 13, 2009

with flying colors

Triumphant; vitorious. Derives from the practice of a ship striking her colors to surrender in battle. Thus, the ship that comes through "with flying colors" is the winner.

Again Nelson came through with flying colors, vanquishing the French fleet in the Battle of the Nile.

by Second Head August 13, 2008

Flying fuck

an extremely dangerous sex move where a man with acrobatic abilities tumbles from the air and dives down towards a sprawled out woman with the intent of successfully driving his penis down the girl's pubic landing strip and into her vagina, making her cum instantly

Announcer: And there he goes, starting off with a tumble. And he swoops down like a bird ready for the kill. And HE NAILS IT! He SUCCESSFULLY PULLS OFF THE FLYING FUCK! Just look at that girl cum.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011