Flerf

Something you hopefully aren't

Dude 1: The earth is flat, change my mind.
Dude 2: You flerf...

by Checkers_ August 5, 2021

Flerfer

1. A moron.
2. A person who--through deliberate or accidental idiocy, or wilful indoctrination by browsing conspiracy websites--believes the Earth to be flat.
3. A person who categorically rejects all rational science.

Andy, upon hearing us discuss the upcoming Artemis mission, proceeded to launch into a tirade about NASA conspiracies, his belief the Apollo Moon Landings were faked, and that every picture taken from space was done via fisheye lenses, CGI, and wires. Andy, after exposing himself as a Flerfer, stormed off when he was reminded of all the everyday things in his life that were invented because Space Race. Which, to name a few were the WIFI and portable computer he used to look up the conspiracies, the insulation in his house, his water purifier, his insulin pump, the baby formula his son eats, the satellite TV he watches, and the GPS that helps him overcome his bad sense of direction.

by Mithridates_Rex July 18, 2023

Flerking

The act of flapping your arms while twerking.

While making a vine my friend and I started flerking!

by PetriePeyton June 10, 2014

frequent flier

One who travels often by air, especially on one airline.

My stepdad is a frequent flier, he is a super gold level on his frequent flier account. At this rate he will never have to but another airline ticket again because he has so many frequent flier miles.

by Ash Evans September 15, 2005

Philadelphia flyers

Very physical hockey team.

Part of the 1967 NHL Expansion, the Flyers were the first non-Original Six to win the Stanley Cup.
Most heated rival at the moment is the Pittsburgh Penguins.
2 Stanley Cups

Jack: Did you see the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Philadelphia Flyers play last night?

Bill: Yeah when those two teams play the atmosphere is always great.

Jack: I really hate the Flyers

Bill: Me too.

by natalie2987 October 18, 2009

flerp

A fart emanating from the tip of the penis. However that works.

I was pushing so hard I had to flerp after.

by Bill Stains November 1, 2007

Philadelphia Flyers

A solid hockey team that plays dirty. Which is why that faggot Chris Pronger fits right in.

Hockey fan: Philadelphia Flyers are some dirty mofos.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011