flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.

Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!

by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013

fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.

That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!

by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014

Batman flapping

Two gay male Asians that make love after eating sushi while wearing costumes

I bet the are gonna go do some batman flapping

by Unknown xoxo June 27, 2016

Vlogger's flap

A word used by Roman Atwood to describe is chicken flap on his arm near his triceps.
The term is derived from the fact that he is a vlogger with a flap.

He has some serious Vlogger's flap, he could probably fly!

by Budder Tortoise July 7, 2016