Fecal People

Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.

My friend Chris and I are very regular because we’re fecal people.

by Tuffmofo August 22, 2020

fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018

fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.

Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.

by bmpoopin February 1, 2013

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009