Facebook

The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011

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Facebook

Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.

Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?

Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.

Facebooker one: I Saw

by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011

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Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.

by spacezebra December 12, 2010

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A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.

Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!

Marry: Who are you?

by bethany020 February 8, 2010

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A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010

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