Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole

Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.

by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009

Lonely Franklin

When youve of been chatting with a hot piece of ass for weeks and agree to meet up but when you get there she is a no-show so you sit down and get a hot dinner by yourself.

"Bro werent you meeting up with Tiffany today"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"

by snottybojangles September 17, 2016

The Ben Franklin

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).

I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

by facerides on the disco stick August 6, 2009

Pulled a Franklin

Impromptu decision to walk out on a job or event at the last minute or without giving any notice.

A. "Did you hear about Jim? He got fed up at work and just walked out."
B. "I know. He totally pulled a Franklin."

A. "I feel bad for Jennie. Her fiance just walked out of their marriage ceremony and left her standing at the altar."
B. "Wow! He didn't strike me as the type to pull a Franklin."

by SabreFreek October 17, 2010

Felicity Franklin high school

A poor school and a trashy town. Almost everyone in this dump is a townie. Most of the girls cant keep thier legs closed, also more than half of then wear pajamas to school. Our sports teams are alright ig. We dont have football and that's straight trash. Also beware if you use the bathroom during lunch you could inhale any type of smoke from crack cocaine to the vapors from a juul. You cant forget that most people is this trash town stank! Which means the school halways reek. Most of the men shower in axe and that's it.

Felicity franklin high school ,TRASH!

by Fat_tacoman December 5, 2019

the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

Sneaky Franklin

While having sex doggie style with a girl, you craftily slide your penis out of her vagina and ram it into her rectum while screaming, "POW! BUTTSEX!!!!!!!"

I pulled a Sneaky Franklin on her last night

by Jesse105 July 6, 2007