follow me

1. follow me by unkle kracker: (a) best song in the world, (b) song that thousands of innocent, younger elementary aged girls sang along to and fell in love with before they knew the real meaning of the words

2. seductive theme song for heroin addicts and/or adulterers

1. *follow me by unkle kracker plays on the car radio* four and six year old sisters shouting in the backseat: "SWIM THROUGH YOUR VEINS LIKE A FISH IN THE SEA!"

2. as a herion addict suffers withdrawal, ''follow me'' echoes through his head, taunting him, seducing him to get high again.

young man sings ''follow me'' to his married mistress

by ma.st99 January 27, 2011

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foghorn

1.When a man blindfolds a chick, tucks his wang behind his legs and backs up into a BJ. After insertion he proceeds to rip ass on her nose.

2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".

One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.

See Forklift

I once gave a homeless chick a foghorn to wake her up for the bus.

I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.

Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.

by Bananacognac May 5, 2007

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Faglopedia

A guy that is so gay there needs to be a large set of books to explain how gay he is.

You see that guy over there in the american eagle polo? Yeah, he's a faglopedia.

by Adam Gold November 16, 2006

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un-follow

A follower on twitter who has stopped following you.

Susie thinks she is all that on twitter. Her posts are getting too snooty so I think I am gonna un-follow her.

I need to un-follow a few tweeters, the posts are getting too much for me to keep up with.

by sissysusieq April 27, 2009

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silent follow

When you still follow someone’s social media account but do not like/comment/retweet etc. Usually done to keep updated on someone’s life without being close or wanting to be friends with them.

Friend 1: Why do you still follow Mark?
Friend 2: I silent follow him to see where all the good clubs are…and to see who’s girl he steals next.

by Chrisnicc February 8, 2020

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