Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 10, 2016

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 06, 2019

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 07, 2017

The Fig

Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo

Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!

by I_am_Camry July 14, 2023

rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 21, 2024

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021