Falak

a myth in the greek era about a mystical half human/half beast which was given the worse of names: a falak. the name commonly found for extremely deluded individuals who fantasise about being superior when in fact they are really the bottom of the barrel/scum of society. the shocking low levels of IQ a falak possesses are unrivalled amonst the human species leading questions to what they really are. scientists are now debating whether a falak can be considered as a sane human or rather as a human drifted towards the animal kingdom. the tone in which a falak speaks and the accent itself can only be compared to that of Beetlejuice. there is a fine line between a human and a falak. you get the extremely mentally unwell but they are nothing compared the stupidity of a falak. this so called falak has a disrupted mind and his thought are often very alarming. these creatures display sign of extreme delusion.if you come accross a falak ensure you do not maintain eye contact and stay extremely still as even the slightest movement can lead to this wild beast becoming confused and angry and when in such a state he is liable to reek havoc like a deranged animal.

person 1: whats that dog with 2 hand and 2 legs called again?
person 2: a falak!
person 1: i heard stories about this deranged beast using shit as Nutella spread for his sandwich.
person 2: that sounds about right!!!

by falak calls me daddy November 22, 2021

Falak

She is a BB

Cheee Falak !

by Arwbebshsbesh December 17, 2021

Falangistan

A jurisdiction where religion (usually fundamentalist Christian) and politics of a fascist/falangist type are commingled, resulting in schools that teach creationism and other unprovable dogmas, bizarre social theories, and the rule of rich rubes or stooges.

Q: Where are you from?
A: Texas.
Q: Oh, a refugee from Falangistan....

by Falangebuster August 22, 2011

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

falafel

fucks capa quiz every night of chemistrty exams

Hey capa where were you last night?
Capa- "doing my Capa Quiz with a big juicy falfel"

by Capa Quiz May 10, 2005

falangle

Falangle in the mangle is when a girl cups the left ball then the right ball and slowly strokes her middle finger up the butt crack then pulsates her finger around in the asshole

The young girl wanted to falangle the handsome boy.

by falangler of the mangle May 11, 2009

Falamanala

Word used in bleak situations, normally when one has made a serious faux-pas or is rethinking an embarrassing situation. Not as overt as a swear word but just as potent when muttered under your breath while walking at a quick pace, or blurted out (torrets style) when you are re-living an awkward situation in your head. Also good to shout when you painfully stub a toe or bang a funny bone against something hard.

Thinking about when you farted really loudly while laughing at that hottie's joke.... "Falamanala!!!!'

or painfully smashing you pinkie toe hard against the chair leg... 'Falamanalaaa!!"

by Goosiebear February 18, 2010