The Fais Qira

1. The act of receiving a phone call, looking at the number and realizing it is someone you don't want to talk to...The Fais Qira usually involves a flip type mobile phone but can also be executed with a smart phone such as a Blackberry or IPhone by blatantly pushing the ignore button on someone you know. Often the Fais Qira is executed when the person receiving the call is not busy, not in the middle of anything, or in most case a Fais Qira will be executed just before answering another call from a preferred person.

John called but I gave that bitch the the Fais Qira.

by Munch Kin June 15, 2009

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by Demonwolf January 24, 2017

false truth

A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.

Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.

by deepspace10 October 26, 2011

Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses

PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?

by Peegies February 9, 2009

Va te faire foutre!

'Go fuck yourself' in French (singular)

Alternatively "Allez vous faire foutre" for strangers or more than one person
(Translation: Go fuck yourselves)

NB Contrary to the belief of others, 'Va' is in fact the correct conjugation of 'aller' in this context, as while it is in second person (usually 'tu vas' = you go), the s is dropped in the imperative form.

Marie: Tu es une salope.

(You are a bitch/slut)

Françoise: Va te faire foutre!

by Ylva Månen May 13, 2014

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

The-False-Cum

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!

She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"

by Yayo June 25, 2004