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Eskimomo

An Eskimomo is a name that can be used to describe an adorable creature.
Person 1: "Aw look at that little eskimomo, isn't it cute?"

Person 2: "Hell no. Quick, kill it before it multiplies!"
by lulz January 1, 2009
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Siamese Eskimo Bro

When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.
Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.
by FapDaddy September 2, 2014
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eskimo sex

A form of sexual intercourse involving the insertion of the nose into the vagina, anus, or other orphus.
Ah that's too bad Kelly, I have a cold and my nose is all plugged. I guess we can't have eskimo sex tonight.
by Benjiii December 12, 2008
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eskimo kiss

A seduction technique to get women; to touch noses causing sexual interaction to take place. No small talk. No getting to know a person. Simply touch noses in it's most simplistic form basically says in an animalistic fervor "hey. I want you. Lets make it happen."
We were at the bar and she TOTALLY eskimo kissed me." "Dude, she wants it.
by pennylannee October 18, 2010
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Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.
I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.
by J DogG August 31, 2012
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eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"
by kgodwins August 1, 2011
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Dirty Eskimo Kiss (DEK)

Verb, To eskimo kiss some ones anus, rectum, asshole, etc.
The action of using your nose to rub another persons anus for stimulation.
Rene: "Dude why is that guy making that face over there?"
Dom: "Because silly Rene, He is Getting a Dirty Eskimo Kiss (DEK) from the man behind him!"
Rene: "Oh man am I silly!"
by Officer Ron Mcnasty July 29, 2011
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