toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

rock and roll express

see definition for hoodini, as quoted below
"when u are fuckin a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out."

one a man two a man rock and roll express

by Derrick Winchester May 12, 2007

Expret

1) Often used on oneself by accident when they think they know more than someone else, when clearly they do not. In many cases the individual is seeking to belittle the other, when it backfires by muttering the word "Expret" rather than "expert."

2)Can be used to make fun of someone for their obvious ignorance, inability to spell, or obvious disabilities.

1)Hey, shut up. I know these things im an expret.

2)That midget just fell down, he must be an expret.

by A real true nigga June 14, 2009

Shanghai Express

Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight

I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express

by mcbane999 April 17, 2010

jigaboo express

A term referring to overweight white females only attracted to black males.

Melissa is a jigaboo express.

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

linear expression

An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables

A linear expression was used no where, but the teacher forced us to learn it anyways.

by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 28, 2018