Enron Party

The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.

Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.

I'm going through our old bank statements dear. Care to join me an Enron party to get rid of them?

by LSam May 22, 2025

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eviona

A legendary forum staff member regarded as the mog god of the platform. Known for absolute dominance in discussions, effortless authority, and a natural sigma presence. When eviona speaks, threads end and opinions fold.

User1: Think I can argue this rule?
User2: Only if eviona isn’t online.
User3: It’s over bro, eviona replied. Sigma move.
User4: Who approved this?
User5: Eviona.
User4: Yeah never mind, makes sense. Mog god.

by eviona January 19, 2026

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Pulled an Enron

Completly making up numbers for the purposes of reporting on something in either a professional, scholarly or financial matter, either to save a lot of work, or for financial gain.

Steve:" don't you have a big poly sci project to work on?"
Bob: "shit dude, I pulled an enron on it. Like the professor actually knows about child labor in Uzbekistan."

Dave: "you're going to jail? Why?"
Jane: "I pulled an enron on my tax return. You know I don't really have twelve kids."

by @theosus December 19, 2008

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