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Emo Kid

A crying, weeping sand filled vagina (male or female) who thinks that their middle-upperclass life is incredibly hard and unfair. They wear their little sisters jeans and t-shirts, and fold their hair over a large portion of their face, only so they can spend all of their time flipping it OUT of their face. It is quite common for the "men" of this group to wear makeup...how gay is that. They say they don't conform to anyone and that they don't follow trends, but obviously there is huge number of them already, so they are indeed conforming and they are indeed part of a trendy crowd. They are obviously quite contradictory in nature.
Emo Kid #1- dude lets cut ourselves to show the world how depressed and lonely we are. *Sniffle*

Emo Kid #2- good idea, let me just put on my sisters jeans and t-shirt and we can cut while we listen to Dashboard Confessional.
by Emo's R Ghey December 26, 2007
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Emo kid

Whiney white boys who obsessively fallow a music style dominated by whiney white boys.
Man, that Emo kid did not know how to smile or enjoy life.
by Nick Jem April 15, 2005
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emokiditis

Joel: What's wrong with Emily? She's been acting all emo lately.

Kaitlin: I don't know, she's probably coming down with a case of emokiditis.
by eatmydinosaur! April 26, 2009
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emo kid

a typical result of overwhelming teenage angst, built up anger towards "the man", or some type of abuse. Emo kids can be classified by a random grouping of hairs (usually black or bleached blonde) over one eye, lots of random chains on their clothes, and very tight jeans. They usually cut themselves and look depressed, but don't feel bad, they're really just angry and bi-curious.
Tom- "Look at the emo kid over there in the corner!"
Robby- "Yeah he's such a douche bag!"
Tom- "No kidding! I bet he's bi-curious!"
by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009
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Gay Emo Kid

marilyn manoson
aka darren the gay emo sitting nex to me
by not a metro March 3, 2009
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emo kid

A generally winey kid, who will let his or her emotions run wild and not care about other people seeing them. They listen to bands alot of people don't know and act like they've been emo for all their lives. Also, emo means emotional. Sometimes people say their emo and "try" to commit suicide just for the attention.
Look at the emo kid slit his wrists over his girlfriend...cry, cry your troubles away emo kid.
by adams31 April 11, 2005
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emo kid

i'm an all rounder, love sci fi, listen to rock, write songs and poems, lord of the rings, and still i'm classed as a nerd/geek? i read comics, enjoy company, never cry, have a messenger bag, love life, writing a novel, am i an emo kid?

Have i driven them both away?
from my lonely side
misunderstanding all the signals
how could i've been so blind

she hasn't wrote
and still knowing
i remain in wait
what was it that i done
that drove them both away

what do you think?
to my understanding, the kid that hates life, slits his/her wrists, wears black, has that hair cut, and listens to "counter culture" music?

sorry for being such a stereotype, i know that not all emo kids are messed up, but the picture the rest of us get is this, so fix up your image
by A K 07 October 21, 2007
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