Elijah

Elijah is smart, sexy, and always gets the girls. All the girls want to be his girlfriend. Elijah can piss you off but he still has your back. People can be dicks to Elijah, most people that are dicks to Elijah, their name starts with "C" and their last name starts with "W".Elijah can be annoying but he still is the same like everyone else. All he wants to be is liked.

Elijah wants to be liked, that is why he acts that way.
Elijah is hot, I wanna be his girlfriend.
Oh my god, don't you want to kill Christian Wong!? He is such a bitch!

by Elijah J May 27, 2018

elijah

someone who needs to get themselves together.

oh, look its 'Elijah, the unorganized human.

by this___name_is_taken March 24, 2021

Elijah

A white washed bitch who runs a meme page cause he has no life and wishes he gets bitches, Very annoying,tries to fit in, shows memes all day.

"Elijah you's a bitch
"K so"
"Stfu autistic shit fuck"
"Is you dumb"

by Dickniggerfuckgay February 28, 2017

Elijah

More or less of a dick, and a very unattractive person.

"Dammit, here comes that Elijah."

by Anonymous1729735 April 1, 2017

Elijah

Elijah is a smart,strong,kind hearted person. Even thoe he is kind hearted he will not hesitate to get on your head real quick. Elijah is a person who will do anything to steal your girl, and would probably succeed. Elijah’s usually play a smart like foot ball or basketball, and his body count is over 100 if he is older than 13. Elijah’s usually have a big dick and usually loves having sex. Elijah would like a girl but would never tell her. He expects them to tell him and if they don’t he will move on as soon as possible. Elijah is a fighter who will be a guys ass for a girl who he likes.

Elijah will smash your girl

by Thatswhatshesaid December 11, 2019

Elijah

Bringer of juicy memes and racist jokes

Elijah used the n-word without a pass

by Intellectual Pringle December 12, 2019

Elijah

Elijah is an awesome person to be around he can be indecisive but ultimately has an idea of what he wants. He is cool with most people and tries to keep as few enemies as possible. Elijah will be your ride or die when you need someone he is there. Elijahs are funny calm smart and attractive they often have nig penises too. Overall you want an Elijah in your life they are tje perfect person for you and is reliable they will face their problems and yours. Just remember when an Elijah has had enough of someone that person will know notjing but negative vibes shade and pettyness and they wont care what you have too say

Hey did you go to Elijah's house party yesterday I heard it was awesome and nothing but posotive vibes

by Posotivr vibesss May 25, 2019