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Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.
Evan is amazing. He's the best.
by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019
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Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses
Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?
by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018
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Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!
“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”
by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019
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Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning
Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”
by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018
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Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes
Did he pull an Evan?
by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020
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Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
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Evan

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.
by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018
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