Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick

Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent

by Molly gave October 19, 2020

Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.

I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021

Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

by ginabun April 14, 2022

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

long distance

yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.

we are in long distance and we will prove morgan wrong!

by hey its me sam February 23, 2023