dunfermline

the greatest town in Scotland. a place where everyone is accepted no matter how jakie they are. the home of disco deek. the birthplace of Andrew Carnegie. the town where the legendary glen (pittencrieff park) is situated. which is a beautiful, large and ancient park full of exotic green houses, masses of trees and of course, an abundance of underage drinkers. there is allot to keep you entertained in dunfermline such as the odeon, bowlplex and many,many pubs. citizens in dunfermline are more likely to be drinking cheap cider on a Sunday morning rather than attending church or doing the washing up. in dunfermline, it is completely normal to see a 12 year old hanging around one of the corner shops with a cigarette in his mouth waiting on some junkie to buy them buckfast. the average male that's living in dunfermline will be; on the dole, spend most of his time at the pub, probably selling weed and definitely smoking it, have several kids to different woman who he only sees once a month and enjoys racist jokes and perving on young woman.

guy 1: a met this guy from dunfermline on the weekend. within 5 minutes he had already told me to get a haircut and tried to sell me soap bar.

guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw bird from touch last weekend. she was amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.

by WaSTerrGirl<3 April 27, 2010

Dinner Party Syndrome

Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.

Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.

Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.

by Eskpi July 19, 2010

Dunder Head

Someone that is dumb or stupid

Dude this Dunder headed bitch fucked my order up again!!!

by Flipflop74 August 19, 2016

Mexican Dinner Rush

When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly

Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!

Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba

by ResponsiblyConfused June 11, 2017

Dating for Dinner

Dating For Dinner (or D4D) is the act of a person (normally female) going out with someone to receive free food.

Julie/ Are you getting pretty serious with Kyle?
April/ Not really, I'm just Dating for Dinner.

by mikki.joe December 28, 2011

Thug Dunker

An extremely gifted jumper, an athletic NBA player who can jump out of the gym for highlight reel dunks but has very low basketball IQ. Overrated by most fans and media for their sportscenter top play dunks, but are actually quite poor at the sport and can bring more harm than good to the team when the game is on the line.

friend: J.R. Smith is killing it this year!

me: He's got a bad attitude, just one of them thug dunkers. He would've been best served playing 2 years in college.

by Hennsauce January 18, 2011

digsy's dinner

My favourite Oasis song, doesn't get any cooler than this.

I'll treat you like a queen, I'll give you strawberrys and cream, then your friends will all go green for my lasagne.

by Dave Eras August 6, 2004