1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)
2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.
2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.
Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.
by Paco March 18, 2005

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011

by asdfasdf3838383 October 8, 2021

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

To "indirectly"cruise the Facebook or MySpace profile pics of a person with whom you may have had intimate relations, or an old bully from elementary school. It can be virtually anyone from your past that you don't really want to talk to, but you may want to see what they look like now.
A form of indirect virtual stalking.
A form of indirect virtual stalking.
"I was dry stalking Tina's Facebook pics, I heard she looks like shit now, but I didn't want to friend request her, it's not that serious!"
by DieDieElle December 30, 2011

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

I wanted to give Jim a Wet Willy, but because we were stranded in the desert I was parched and had to settle for a Dry Daniel.
by mattyku July 1, 2011
